Paul Legault Translations:
#1: Everything has to love something.
#2. Hey, really historically important people. Guess what? You’re all dead.
#3. Life is like a little boat on a sea of itself.
#4. The arrival of spring is somewhat sexually charged.
#5. I am in love with my brother’s girlfriend. I am as fond of her as I am of my younger sister, though I do not want to have sex with my younger sister. My brother’s girlfriend’s name is Sue, and I want to have sex with her.
#6. I’m kind of like a little boat in the sea of life. Who wants to have sex with its brother’s girlfriend.
#7. If you’re a flower, I’m your zombie gardener.
#8. Dig up my grave, would you? I’m a zombie, and I’ve got some flowers for you!
#9. If today is opposite day, I’m happy.
#10. I could probably only be queen in a completely imaginary state. Otherwise, I don’t think the country would do so well culturally or economically, because I would probably appoint plants, specifically roses, into key political and religious offices.